things that are going to give me an aneurism

• trying to figure out how to spell aneurism without checking google.
• southern rocycling (yes. there really is a recycling company called that.
• compulsively trying to figure out what idiots have on their personalised (license) plates 
• trying to fit 60 hours into a single day
• arseholes who drive trail bikes around residential areas as if they're on a farm
• arsehat utility companies that disconnect you in the middle of fucking winter

... aaaand while I'm on the subject of assholes. Why is it that the client to pain in the arse ratio is inversely proportionate to the value of the invoice?